I'm officially a mean pirate now.


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And no, that is not a penguin sitting on my shoulder - it's a mean pirate parrot, very rare black and white breed... very rare... .

Thank you AmyJo for sending this awesome eyepatch and making my pirate phantasies come true! XOX!

Oh yes, the eyepatch is pink - how cool is that?!


ARRRRRR!!!

I'm off poaching the seas now. Arrr.

Today is Jonnie and my first anniversary and I'm really sad that we can't be together.

It's been the best year in my life, seriously, and I hope for many many more to come.

I LOVE YOU, JONNIE! Can't wait until we're together for good. *smooch*

... so I rather post a picture.

My hometown Braubach:


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This picture was taken by my uncle a couple of years ago and I really like it. Oh yeah, this is my uncle:



Heh.

Seriously, I do. There's nothing worse.

Can anyone out there get me a job, please? Pleeeaaase???

Well, you'll want to know about my most important skills and qualifications:

- I have a passionate love for statistics that is most often returned

- I'm good at picking up things with my feet

- I have a great sense of orientation

- I can distinguish 20 nylon stocking colors between "sand" and "light beige"

- Penguins love me



There just HAS to be an appropriate job for me out there.