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My new hero:
*** Police Searching for Naked Tickler in New Smyrna Beach Break-Ins The Associated Press Published: Jul 21, 2005 NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Fla. (AP) - Police say one man could be responsible for a string of bizarre break-ins over four years involving a naked perpetrator who sometimes tickles the feet of sleeping elderly women. The latest break-ins happened Saturday and Sunday in two separate homes, but investigators suspect the same man is responsible for five similar, unsolved cases reported in the area since 2001. New Smyrna Beach police say they've been unable to catch him in part because they haven't had much evidence. The incidents vary slightly, but most of the victims are over 60, said police Cmdr. Wade Kirby. Usually the intruder is naked, but sometimes partially clothed, Kirby said. Sometimes he tickles the women's feet, as he allegedly did Saturday night, and sometimes he's discovered and flees before touching them, Kirby said. Each time the man ran off after being noticed. Kirby said police know only that the suspect is white, thin and appears young. "There's not been a lot to go on there," he said. New Smyrna Beach is 44 miles northeast of Orlando. *** I hope he doesn't get caught by the police (too soon).  I always had this strange love for weirdos.
#| posted by Sandra at 4:07 PM ::
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#| posted by Sandra at 9:45 PM ::
 click to enlarge I like to see other people's skulls, but my own freaks me out. Eeeeww. This x-ray was done 1.5 years ago and I was just being a little hypochondriac, there was nothing wrong with me.
#| posted by Sandra at 2:31 PM ::
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