February 14 is coming up and just in case you don't know what to give to your loved one yet, here's my ultimate Valentine's day 2006 gift suggestion: clickyclicky.

Available in many beautiful styles (click and click and click) that all say I LOVE YOU, DARLING, I LOVE YOU! Red roses were yesterday.

Your sweetheart will love this thing... guaranteed! All these people can't be wrong!

No need to thank me for saving your Valentine's day... you're welcome.

Well, not that manic.

D'uh, not manic at all.

In fact quite a nice monday. But it could have been manic! If I only had enough fire in my ass to uphold a hot temper for more than 10 minutes, it sure could have been manic. Speaking of fire in my ass - NEVER drink more than 2 glasses of plum juice, hear me! But that's a different story.

My washing machine broke last weekend. My hair dryer broke. My sandwich maker broke. My bike broke. My digital camera broke. My computer is acting up. Did I mention my washer broke? My fuckin washer broke!!! Less than 3 months to go (here in Hamburg) and my fuckin washer broke.

I was mad!!! I almost wrote a post about how everythings sucks and how I hate Hamburg and how I'm so through with this part of my life and how I hate to spend so much money on things I have to leave behind anyway and how I hate the waiting, waiting, waiting. But then, I had a good glass of plum juice and the world was ok again.

And now on with the waiting.

I was dumb enough to agree to work on a project that involves flying. My first trip went to Munich and to my own surprise, I didn't totally panic on the plane. Must be because of the great in-flight entertainment:


Free Playboys!


AND free Playboy calendars!

There are some excellent articles in there, seriously!

I'm pretty sure I made a great impression on my boss when I picked a Playboy and she (and all the other co-workers, for that matter) picked conservative economy newspapers. Also, I bet she considered it very charming when I was the only one who giggled when our captain welcomed us onboard our little Fokker. Haha, Fokker.

I need to grow up, for real.

P.S.: Fokker! hahaha

Things I did NOT get (but am hoping to get Christmas 2006):

a toilet snorkel

a duck decoy

a 3 legged pantyhose

a gerbil shirt

Things I DID get:

3 more pounds straight onto the hips

one of the bestest gifts EVER: given to me and Jonnie by my mom... a STAR!!!

She had a star named after us ("The Sandra Jonnie Lucky Star", haha). The star will have this name forever! It is visible to the naked eye and...

...isn't it the cutest little star of them all?!?! Aaawwww...

Happy New Year! 2006, 2006, 2006!!!

I welcomed the new year hiding under the most badass umbrella ever.

2006 is going to be awesome - and dry!

Thank you so much for this cool gift, Liebling, I love it!!!